October 2011
Teacher asks you to read out loud.
andswinglifeaway:
You don’t even know the page they’re on
What book are we reading ?!
WHAT FUCKING CLASS IS THIS?!
ABORT MISSION, I REPEAT. ABORT MISSION.
NO HABLA INGLÉS.
LMFAO I LAUGHED TOO MUCH TO NOT REBLOG.
“The trouble with quotes on the internet is that it’s difficult to determine...”
– Abraham Lincoln (via sofreshsofoul)
I envy my bulldog's ability to sleep whenever she...
I am awake. At 8:01 in the morning. On a Saturday. I get enough of this during the week, why on the weekend now too?!
Last night tired me out. It was the homecoming game and I paid zero attention! My boyfriend bought me a mum after I told him not to because I thought it was silly paying $65 and $45 for ribbons and a bear. But when I got to his house, lying on the counter was a beautiful mum. My...
I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
between-rage-and-serenity:
because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby
but it could be a velociraptor.
