One day I'll tell my grandchildren that I survived...
When I got a perfect Score.
florescents: oohvoldyvoldemort: theearthstoodstill: IN HISTORY. English Science In MATH!! SO RELEVANT EVERYTIME 100% relative
Your parents' expectations of school
recklessx33: They expect you to be walking to school like: but in reality you’re like: they expect you to be in class like: but in reality you’re like: they expect you before an exam to be all like: but in reality you’re like: they expect to react to your exam mark like: but in reality they’ll be like: lmao!
The Shortest Horror Story Ever:
alice-in-koreatown: unspokenideas: The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. - Frederic Brown
When closing a program that won't respond...
“Program is not responding” Us: Program: Us: Program: Us: FINE. I’ll close you down. Show you who is in charge. Program: Us: CLOSE DOWN. YOU BITCH. Program: Us: That is it. I’M BRINGING OUT THE TASK MANAGER. Program:
gomezfan: My teacher does.
Cross out what you've done. →
graduated high school. smoked a cigarette. kissed someone. gotten so drunk you passed out. ridden every ride at an amusement park. collected something really stupid. gone fishing. watched four movies in one night. gone long periods of time without sleep. lied to someone. snorted cocaine. failed a class. dealt drugs. been in a car accident. been in a tornado. done hard drugs. watched someone...