June 2012
TEST YOUR KEYBOARD
cheonchi:
gravityisforsuckers:
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.
holy shit
HE QUIK BRIWN FOI JUOEPS OER HE LA BODG
lol ok
THKBNFJSTHLAYDG
wtf…
May 2012
I feel like fucking punching everything.
Schmidt: Even if they're just a woof.
Jess: A wolf?
Schmidt: A woof.
Jess: A wolf.
Schmidt: Yeah, that's what I said. A woof.
Jess: A wolf.
Schmidt: A woof.
Here In Your Arms - Hello Goodbye
I like where...
How Jenna Marbles broke her hand: →
• highfived an airplane
• R. Kelly trapped my hand in a closet • OJ Simpson didn’t break my hand, but I hear he’s writing a book about how he would’ve • Bruno Mars talks big game, but I actually did catch a grenade for you • Navy Seal Team 6 raided my house, shot me in the hand, and then threw it in the ocean • Kanye West broke my hand because Beyoncé’s was better • Dobby dropped a chandelier on...
Dear drunk boyfriend,
You are the cutest drunk ever. I hope you know that I love you and all the babble you just said meant a lot to me because it was from your heart ;3 Goodnight and good luck with your hangover!
