June 2012
3 stupid stages of life:
Teen age - have time & energy but no money Working age - have money & energy but no time Old age - have time & money but no energy
A crush, →
wowfunniestposts:
what other girls do with their crush - what i do with my crush -
this blog is hilarious
spycheck:
im gonna take you to disneyland so hard im gonna drag you around and we’ll go on pirates all day because there’s never any line and i’ll be obnoxiously spouting disney trivia we’ll eat churros or something and we’re gonna frickin hold hands and at the end of the evening im gonna frickin kiss you under the frickin fireworks. it’s gonna be romantic as shit and you’ll frickin...
ad0lf-hipster:
omg i could just hear loads of music and like loads of horns and weird motorbike type noises outside my house so i looked out the window and theRE WAS 3 MEN DRESSED LIKE OLD WOMEN ON SEGWAYS THEY’D MADE TO LOOK LIKE GRANNY TROLLIES JUST CHILLIN ON THE PATH
so i was like wtf and shouted like what the fuck are you doing out my window to them and one of the guys just looked at me...
Harry Potter: The Boy Who Lived
Amy Pond: The Girl Who Waited
Katniss Everdeen: The Girl On Fire
Me: The Girl Who Sits on Her Ass Every Day and Cries Over Fictional Characters
imfamousontumblr:
my favorite part of america’s next top model is when the girls get makeovers
and all the white girls get all their hair cut off and cry
and all the black girls get their weaves taken out and cry
and tyra’s there like
anedumacation:
ehretha:
EVERY Target shopper NEEDS to know this:
****If the price ends in 8, it will be marked down again****
If it ends in a 4, it’s the lowest it will be.
Target’s mark down schedule:
MONDAY: Kids’ Clothing, Stationery (office supplies, gift wrap), Electronics.
TUESDAY: Women’s Clothing and Domestics.
WEDNESDAY: Men’s Clothing, Toys, Health and Beauty.
THURSDAY:...
